{"id":1039,"date":"2012-03-20T05:03:40","date_gmt":"2012-03-20T05:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1039"},"modified":"2012-05-27T10:42:09","modified_gmt":"2012-05-27T03:42:09","slug":"sungai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/sungai\/","title":{"rendered":"Sungai"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1428\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1428\" style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1428\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/03\/river_wallpaper_01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"188\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1428\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by wowallpapers.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari seorang wanita berambut pirang, coklat, dan merah mendekati sungai yang penuh dengan hiu dan buaya. Mereka mencoba untuk mencari tahu cara untuk menyebrangi sungai tersebut.<!--more--> Si rambut merah dengan gagah berani mencoba berenang menyeberangi sungai tapi dia menjadi makanan buaya.<\/p>\n<p>Si rambut coklat berusaha melompati sungai tersebut tapi dia tidak berhasil dan menjadi santapan hiu.<\/p>\n<p>Kemudian si pirang mengatakan &#8220;Saya akan menggunakan jembatan di sebelah sana untuk membuat perahu agar bisa menyebrangi sungai ini! &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Hendy)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari seorang wanita berambut pirang, coklat, dan merah mendekati sungai yang penuh dengan hiu dan buaya. Mereka mencoba untuk mencari tahu cara untuk menyebrangi sungai tersebut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":1428,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1039"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1427,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions\/1427"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}