{"id":1070,"date":"2012-04-12T05:55:55","date_gmt":"2012-04-12T05:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1070"},"modified":"2012-06-08T16:17:33","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T09:17:33","slug":"salah-dengar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/salah-dengar\/","title":{"rendered":"Salah dengar"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1496\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1496\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1496\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/04\/Gossip-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/04\/Gossip-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/04\/Gossip-180x119.jpg 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/04\/Gossip.jpg 425w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1496\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by topnews.in<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari tiga pensiunan yang masing-masing memiliki gangguan pendengaran sedang bermain golf. Salah satu pensiunan itu berkata kepada temannya,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tadi aku kurang bersih cuci tangannya. Sekarang tanganku bau amis&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Temannya menjawab &#8220;Tidak, ini hari rabu.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pensiunan ketiga menyela, &#8220;Apa?? Ada kerbau disini??.<\/p>\n<p>(Hendy)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari tiga pensiunan yang masing-masing memiliki gangguan pendengaran sedang bermain golf. Salah satu pensiunan itu berkata kepada temannya, &#8220;Tadi aku kurang bersih cuci tangannya. Sekarang tanganku bau amis&#8221;. Temannya menjawab &#8220;Tidak, ini hari rabu.&#8221; Pensiunan ketiga menyela, &#8220;Apa?? Ada kerbau disini??. (Hendy)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":1496,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-olahraga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1070"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1421,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions\/1421"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}