{"id":1499,"date":"2012-06-12T01:00:09","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T18:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1499"},"modified":"2012-06-11T10:28:46","modified_gmt":"2012-06-11T03:28:46","slug":"murid-dan-guru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/murid-dan-guru\/","title":{"rendered":"Murid Dan Guru"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1500\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1500\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1500\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/06\/teacher_student-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/06\/teacher_student-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/06\/teacher_student-300x224-180x134.jpg 180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1500\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by fwds.in<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang guru fisika yang dikenal sangat kejam, memberikan pertanyaan pada murid \u2013 muridnya setelah menerangkan tentang materi jarak kecepatan dan waktu<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Guru : Anak \u2013 anak, saya akan memberi pertanyaan tentang materi barusan.<br \/>\nMurid : iya pak guru.<br \/>\nGuru : Si budi naik bis A pukul 08.00 dari kota Y menuju kota X, lalu Si Andi naik bis B pukul 09.00 dari kota X menuju kota Y. Jarak perjalanan antara kota X dan Y sejauh 100 km, dimanakah bis budi dan bis andi bertemu jika kecepatan bis mreka berdua 40km\/jam?<br \/>\nMurid : di akhirat pak ketemunya!<br \/>\nGuru : loh? Kok bisa?<br \/>\nMurid : iya pak karena bisnya budi sama bisnya andi tabrakan saat berpapasan!<br \/>\nGuru : !@#$%&amp;*(<\/p>\n<p>(Rian)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang guru fisika yang dikenal sangat kejam, memberikan pertanyaan pada murid \u2013 muridnya setelah menerangkan tentang materi jarak kecepatan dan waktu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1500,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1499"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1502,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499\/revisions\/1502"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}