{"id":1518,"date":"2012-06-22T08:00:32","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T01:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1518"},"modified":"2012-06-22T08:53:49","modified_gmt":"2012-06-22T01:53:49","slug":"pemadam-kebakaran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/pemadam-kebakaran\/","title":{"rendered":"Pemadam Kebakaran"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1519\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1519\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1519\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/06\/fireman-fighting-blaze-300x200.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/06\/fireman-fighting-blaze-300x200.gif 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/06\/fireman-fighting-blaze-180x120.gif 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/06\/fireman-fighting-blaze.gif 447w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1519\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by bolgernow.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Setelah sebulan para pria muda ditraining untuk menjadi pemadam kebakaran, tiba saatnya kepala pemadam kebakaran hadir dalam hari pelatuhan terakhir. Ditunjuk salah satu pemuda oleh bapak ketua pemadam kebakaran.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Kepala Pemadam: pertanyaan untuk kamu nak, Bagaimana reaksi kami jika tiba-tiba ada kobaran api di bagian depan gedung?<\/p>\n<p>Petugas Pemadam: Keluarkan selang air dan mulai menyiramnya pak.<\/p>\n<p>Kepala Pemadam: Bagus, nah bagaimana kalau kebakaran dibagian belakang gedung?<\/p>\n<p>Petugas Pemadam: Keluarkan selang air lagi, dan menyiramnya pak.<\/p>\n<p>Kepala Pemadam: Dan bagaimana jika kobaran api ada di bagian basement?<\/p>\n<p>Petugas Pemadam: Siapkan selang dan mulai menyiramnya pak.<\/p>\n<p>Kepala Pemadam: Ok, Tunggu sebentar. Dari mana semua kabakaran ini berasal?<\/p>\n<p>Petugas Pemadam: Dari tempat yang sama, yang baru saja bapak katakan.<\/p>\n<p>(Sil)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Setelah sebulan para pria muda ditraining untuk menjadi pemadam kebakaran, tiba saatnya kepala pemadam kebakaran hadir dalam hari pelatuhan terakhir. Ditunjuk salah satu pemuda oleh bapak ketua pemadam kebakaran.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1519,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1518"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1521,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions\/1521"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}