{"id":1558,"date":"2012-08-02T15:00:16","date_gmt":"2012-08-02T08:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1558"},"modified":"2012-08-02T13:29:24","modified_gmt":"2012-08-02T06:29:24","slug":"asisten-pribadi-untuk-istri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/asisten-pribadi-untuk-istri\/","title":{"rendered":"Asisten Pribadi Untuk Suami"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1559\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1559\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1559\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/unhappy-man-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/unhappy-man-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/unhappy-man-180x135.jpg 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/unhappy-man.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1559\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by cheaters.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Pada jam makan siang Lena berjalan ke kafetaria yang masih berada di dalam gedung kantor, terlihat jonny duduk lemas dengan wajah lusuh.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHai Jon ada apa dengan wajahmu? Memang ada apa yang terjadi?, Tanya Lena.<\/p>\n<p>\u201citu karena istriku,\u201d jawab Jonny. \u201cdia memperkerjakan asisten pribadi untuk.\u201d<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHm, rasanya tidak ada yang salah dengan itu,\u201d Lena membalas, \u201c Istrimu pasti sangat mencintaimu sampai-sampai harus menjagamu seperti itu\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201c Oh ya, dia terlalu cinta padaku,\u201d jawab Jonny tanpa antusias.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYa kan, tidak ada yang perlu dikhawatirkan, lalu asisten pribadi mu berambut panjang atau pendek?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cdia berambut abu-abu dan berjenggot!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Sil)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Pada jam makan siang Lena berjalan ke kafetaria yang masih berada di dalam gedung kantor, terlihat jonny duduk lemas dengan wajah lusuh. \u201cHai Jon ada apa dengan wajahmu? Memang ada apa yang terjadi?, Tanya Lena. \u201citu karena istriku,\u201d jawab Jonny. \u201cdia memperkerjakan asisten pribadi untuk.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1559,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationship"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1558"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1561,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions\/1561"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}