{"id":1562,"date":"2012-08-03T08:30:20","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T01:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1562"},"modified":"2012-08-02T13:28:34","modified_gmt":"2012-08-02T06:28:34","slug":"menikah-serba-cepat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/menikah-serba-cepat\/","title":{"rendered":"Menikah Serba Cepat"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1563\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1563\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1563\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/6a0162fc6f033f970d0168e965ac91970c-500wi-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/6a0162fc6f033f970d0168e965ac91970c-500wi-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/6a0162fc6f033f970d0168e965ac91970c-500wi-180x120.jpg 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/6a0162fc6f033f970d0168e965ac91970c-500wi.jpg 424w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1563\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by westinlasvegasblog.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang pria muda dan pengantin wanita bergegas lari kedalam gereja kecil dan bertemu dengan pendeta. \u201cKami ingin menikah, ini semua surat-surat kamu, dan dua orang saksi. Tolong lakukan upacara secepat mungkin.\u201d<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pendeta sedikit geli mendengarkan perkataan mereka yang sedang jatuh cinta, pendeta yang menerima uang kemudian ragu-ragu dan menanyakan kepada pria tersebut, \u201cAku tahu kalian sedang jatuh cinta, namun aku harus mengingatkan anda bahwa tidak bijaksana menikah terburu-buru. Mengapa kalian berdua terburu-buru?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sambil pengantin wanita bergegas lari keluar dan dikuti pengantin pria, sambil ia berlari dan berteriak, \u201ckarena kita menaruh mobil ditempat larangan parkir.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Sil)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang pria muda dan pengantin wanita bergegas lari kedalam gereja kecil dan bertemu dengan pendeta. \u201cKami ingin menikah, ini semua surat-surat kamu, dan dua orang saksi. Tolong lakukan upacara secepat mungkin.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1563,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1562"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1566,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions\/1566"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}