{"id":1582,"date":"2012-08-13T08:30:43","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T01:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1582"},"modified":"2013-11-22T10:06:12","modified_gmt":"2013-11-22T03:06:12","slug":"mencium-wanita-sembarangan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/mencium-wanita-sembarangan\/","title":{"rendered":"Mencium Wanita Sembarangan"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/A-guy-want-kissing-women.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by living.msn.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"size-medium wp-image-1583\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang pria yang sedang mabuk berat berjalana memasuki bar . Dia melihat \u2013 lihat bar sejenak dan setelah beberapa lama menatap wanita yang sedang duduk di bar, ia mencoba mendekati dan mencium wanita tersebut.<!--more--> Terkejut dan marah, wanita itu melompat dari bangkunya dan menampar pria itu dengan sekuat tenaga. Pria mabuk itu langsung meminta maaf dan segera menjelaskan, \u201c Maaf, saya pikir kamu istri saya. Saya mencintai istri saya dan kamu sangat mirip dengannya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tidak yakin dengan perkataan pria mabuk itu, wanita tersebut langsung berteriak, \u201cSaya tidak yakin anda mencintai orang selain diri anda sendiri, dasar bodoh, tidak berguna dan gila mabuk!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWah, ini luar biasa,\u201d pria itu menjawab sambil cegukan, \u201cBahkan gaya berbicara anda sama persis dengan istri saya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Sil)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang pria yang sedang mabuk berat berjalana memasuki bar . Dia melihat \u2013 lihat bar sejenak dan setelah beberapa lama menatap wanita yang sedang duduk di bar, ia mencoba mendekati dan mencium wanita tersebut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3464,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1582"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3465,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions\/3465"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}