{"id":1589,"date":"2012-08-15T08:30:17","date_gmt":"2012-08-15T01:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1589"},"modified":"2012-08-10T13:35:52","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T06:35:52","slug":"keluguan-anak-kecil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/keluguan-anak-kecil\/","title":{"rendered":"Keluguan Anak Kecil"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1591\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1591\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1591\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/turning-kid-entrepreneur-300x156.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"156\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/turning-kid-entrepreneur-300x156.jpg 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/turning-kid-entrepreneur-602x314.jpg 602w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/turning-kid-entrepreneur-180x93.jpg 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/turning-kid-entrepreneur.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1591\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by investopedia.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Erik seorang anak laki-laki berumur tujuh tahun bercita-cita ingin menjadi dokter saat ia dewasa. Suatu hari Erik sedang bermain rumah-rumahan, ia berlari ke arah meja makan keluarga dan tersandung, akibatnya mata kirim Erik luka terbentur meja. <!--more-->Karena masih kecil, Erik menangis sebentar dan berkata, \u201cOh, tidak sekarang aku tidak bisa menjadi dokter saat besar nanti.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Erik berusaha menenangkan Erik sambil berkata bahwa Erik masih bisa menjadi dokter namun Erik tetap ngotot bahwa dia tidak bisa.<\/p>\n<p>Yang akhirnya Ibu menanyakan, \u201c Kenapa kamu berpikir tidak bisa jadi dokter?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sambil memegang tang dimata kirinya, Erik menjawab, \u201c Karena sekarang aku akan menjadi pembajak\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>(Sil)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Erik seorang anak laki-laki berumur tujuh tahun bercita-cita ingin menjadi dokter saat ia dewasa. Suatu hari Erik sedang bermain rumah-rumahan, ia berlari ke arah meja makan keluarga dan tersandung, akibatnya mata kirim Erik luka terbentur meja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1591,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1589"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1594,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589\/revisions\/1594"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}