{"id":1601,"date":"2012-08-21T11:30:51","date_gmt":"2012-08-21T04:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1601"},"modified":"2012-08-21T22:13:50","modified_gmt":"2012-08-21T15:13:50","slug":"kebun-semangka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kebun-semangka\/","title":{"rendered":"Kebun Semangka"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1602\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1602\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1602\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/WatermelonKids_129_440-300x217.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/WatermelonKids_129_440-300x217.jpg 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/WatermelonKids_129_440-180x130.jpg 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/08\/WatermelonKids_129_440.jpg 440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1602\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by coosawfarms.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Anak perempuan kecil tetangga sebelah sedang melihat kebun pak Karto yang ramai ditanami semangka yang sudah besar dan terlihat segar. <!--more-->Aku kecil itu mendatangi pak Karto yang sedang sibuk mencangkul tanah yang akan diberi tanaman baru, \u201cAkan aku berikan seribu rupiah untuk satu semangka.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTidak bisa\u201d jawab pak Karto, \u201cAku menghargai 15.000 untuk semangka itu.\u201d Lalu anak perempuan itu menunjuk kearah semangka yang masih kecil yang baru saja ditanam dua minggu lalu, \u201cApakah bapak akan memberikan semangka kecil itu dengan duit sebesar seribu rupiah?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTentu saja adik kecil\u201d jawab pak Karto, \u201cSemangka itu akan ku beri seribu rupiah untukmu\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBaiklah\u201d kata anak perempuan itu sambil tersenyum, sambil memberikan recehan sebanyak seribu rupiah kepada pak Karto, \u201cAkan aku ambil semangka itu dalam waktu dua minggu lagi.\u201d<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>(Sil)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Anak perempuan kecil tetangga sebelah sedang melihat kebun pak Karto yang ramai ditanami semangka yang sudah besar dan terlihat segar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1602,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1601"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1607,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601\/revisions\/1607"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}