{"id":1716,"date":"2012-09-20T14:00:41","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T07:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1716"},"modified":"2012-09-20T14:48:09","modified_gmt":"2012-09-20T07:48:09","slug":"hakim-yang-berbahagia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/hakim-yang-berbahagia\/","title":{"rendered":"Hakim yang Berbahagia"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Jjustice.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by soboco.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Ternyata hakim juga manusia. Beliau merasa senang karena hari ini adalah tahun baru. Bisa dibilang hari ini mood-nya sangat bagus meskipun harus tetap bekerja.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Saat persidangan berlangsung, hakim pun bertanya kepada terdakwa.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnda dituntut oleh dakwaan apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBerbelanja terlalu awal di tahun baru, Pak.\u201d, jawab terdakwa dengan polos.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKalau begitu ceritanya, itu bukan kesalahan.\u201d, jawab hakim tidak berterima.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMemangnya Anda berbelanja seberapa awal?\u201d, tanya hakim kembali.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSe\u2026se\u2026sebelum toko dibuka, pak hakim.\u201d, jawab terdakwa ketakutan.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPak Jaksa Penuntut, apa yang salah dengan berbelanja sebelum toko dibuka? Dimana letak kesalahannya? Kalau begitu kejadiannya, kasus ini saya nyatakan ditutup. Anda tidak bersalah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Ternyata hakim juga manusia. Beliau merasa senang karena hari ini adalah tahun baru. Bisa dibilang hari ini mood-nya sangat bagus meskipun harus tetap bekerja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1717,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1716"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1719,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1716\/revisions\/1719"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}