{"id":1733,"date":"2012-09-24T16:30:31","date_gmt":"2012-09-24T09:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1733"},"modified":"2012-09-24T16:51:20","modified_gmt":"2012-09-24T09:51:20","slug":"tukang-buah-vs-tukang-sayur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/tukang-buah-vs-tukang-sayur\/","title":{"rendered":"Tukang Buah vs Tukang Sayur"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Inspiras-Motivasi-Indonesia\/Ffruit1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by eatingsoulfully.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Merasa tidak terima diselingkuhi dan diputuskan begitu saja, tukang buah pun mengirim surat pada tukang sayur dengan isi:<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Wajahmu memang MANGGIS, pribadimu juga MELONkolis, tapi hatiku NANAS karena cemburu ini, SIRSAK nafasku, pokoknya ANGGUR lebur. Memang ini DELIMA dalam hidupku yang harus kutanggung. Memang ini SALAKku, jarang APEL. Ya, Tuhan\u2026. Mohon BELIMBING-Mu. Kalau memang perPISANGan ini yang terbaik untukku, SEMANGKA kau bahagia dengan dia.<\/p>\n<p>SAWOnara<\/p>\n<p>Dari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : DURIANto<\/p>\n<p>Merasa tidak terima dengan isi surat tukang buah sang mantan, tukang sayur pun langsung membalasnya.<\/p>\n<p>Balasan KENTANG suratmu.<\/p>\n<p>BROKOLI-BROKOLI sudah aku bilang, tiap datang rambutmu selalu KUCAI, JAGUNGmu nggak dicukur-cukur. Disuruh kencan malam minggu, malah nonggol malam LABU. Mana keuanganmu makin sini makin PARE. Mau telepon aja harus ke WORTEL.<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Merasa tidak terima diselingkuhi dan diputuskan begitu saja, tukang buah pun mengirim surat pada tukang sayur dengan isi:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1734,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationship"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1733"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1736,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1733\/revisions\/1736"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}