{"id":1748,"date":"2012-09-30T18:00:13","date_gmt":"2012-09-30T11:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1748"},"modified":"2012-09-30T12:37:41","modified_gmt":"2012-09-30T05:37:41","slug":"harga-software-asli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/harga-software-asli\/","title":{"rendered":"Harga Software Asli"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Inspiras-Motivasi-Indonesia\/Ccomputerrepair.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">newsreleases.chron.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Merasa sebagai pemakai barang-barang kualitas original, membuat seorang pembeli software datang ke sebuah toko.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pembeli : \u201cPermisi, saya cari software windows. Ada?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Penjual\u00a0 : \u201cAda. Yang bajakan atau ori?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pembeli : \u201cTentu saja ori.\u201d, jawabnya dengan lantang.<\/p>\n<p>Penjual : \u201cHarganya satu juta. Gimana?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pembeli : \u201cApa! Nggak ada yang lebih murah?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Penjual : \u201cAda tapi bajakan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pembeli : \u201cNanti dulu deh kalau gitu, Pak.\u201d, jawabnya sambil pergi dan mencari ke toko lain tapi sang penjual dikejauhan menggerutu sendiri.<\/p>\n<p>Penjual : \u201cDasar tuh orang. Dia nggak tahu aja berapa harganya kalau sama officenya. Yang ada dia bisa mati berdiri. Bodonya!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Merasa sebagai pemakai barang-barang kualitas original, membuat seorang pembeli software datang ke sebuah toko.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1749,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1748"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1751,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748\/revisions\/1751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}