{"id":1790,"date":"2012-10-11T08:30:39","date_gmt":"2012-10-11T01:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1790"},"modified":"2012-10-10T09:54:07","modified_gmt":"2012-10-10T02:54:07","slug":"beli-makanan-di-warteg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/beli-makanan-di-warteg\/","title":{"rendered":"Beli Makanan di Warteg"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Inspiras-Motivasi-Indonesia\/Wwarteg.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by tegalbahari.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari Pak Dino sedang melakukan perjalanan bisnis ditemani asisten. Merasa kelaparan dalam perjalanan dari daerah Pekalongan, Pak Dino pun meminta asistennya untuk membeli makanan.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pak Dino \u00a0: Kamu pasti lapar juga kan? Tolong belikan makanan buat kita.<\/p>\n<p>Asisten \u00a0\u00a0: Ya pak saya lapar. Baik, Pak. Beli dimana pak?<\/p>\n<p>Pak Dino \u00a0: Enaknya sih beli makanan di warteg. Kamu pakai saja mobilnya biar cepet. Saya juga akan kasih listnya.<\/p>\n<p>Asisten \u00a0\u00a0: Warteg? Apa itu, Pak?<\/p>\n<p>Pak Dino \u00a0: Warung tegal Jono.<\/p>\n<p>Asisten \u00a0\u00a0: Baik kalau begitu pak. Saya berangkat dulu.<\/p>\n<p>Dua jam kemudian&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Sang asisten kembali dari perjalanannya beli makanan di warteg.<\/p>\n<p>Pak Dino \u00a0: Kok lama sih?<\/p>\n<p>Asisten \u00a0: Saya sudah usaha secepat mungkin Pak. Biasanya kan bisa sampai empat jam bahkan lebih kalau macet. Kan bapak tahu bagaimana jauhnya dari Pekalongan ke Tegal.<\/p>\n<p>Pak Dino \u00a0: Ya ampun!!!<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari Pak Dino sedang melakukan perjalanan bisnis ditemani asisten. Merasa kelaparan dalam perjalanan dari daerah Pekalongan, Pak Dino pun meminta asistennya untuk membeli makanan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1791,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1790"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1793,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790\/revisions\/1793"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}