{"id":1840,"date":"2012-10-24T11:30:02","date_gmt":"2012-10-24T04:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1840"},"modified":"2012-10-24T11:49:05","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T04:49:05","slug":"mama-juga-manusia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/mama-juga-manusia\/","title":{"rendered":"Mama Juga Manusia"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Bbedtime.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by telegraph.co.uk<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu malam, seorang ibu akan sedang menidurkan anaknya dengan membacakan sebuah cerita. Karena sang anak belum terlelap, dia pun menanyakan beberapa pertanyaan.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Anak\u00a0 : \u201cBu, apa ibu sudah pernah menginjakkan kaki di Jakarta?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0 : \u201cSudah pernah. Kenapa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anak : \u201cPengen tahu saja. Kalau Bali?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0 : \u201cSudah sayang.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anak\u00a0 : \u201cOh, sudah juga. Kalau Surabaya, Bu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0 : \u201cSudah juga, Anakku.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anak\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau Medan, Lombok, Bandung, Papua, Semarang, Pontianak, Bangka Belitung, Jambi, Bengkulu\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0 : \u201cSuuuudaaaah saaayaaannng.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anak\u00a0 : \u201cTerus apa yang belum, Bu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMenginjak mulutmu. Sudah tidur!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anak\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu malam, seorang ibu akan sedang menidurkan anaknya dengan membacakan sebuah cerita. Karena sang anak belum terlelap, dia pun menanyakan beberapa pertanyaan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1841,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1840"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1845,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840\/revisions\/1845"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}