{"id":1916,"date":"2012-11-11T10:30:53","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T03:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1916"},"modified":"2012-11-09T11:48:08","modified_gmt":"2012-11-09T04:48:08","slug":"kepedulian-sesama-pasien-rumah-sakit-jiwa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kepedulian-sesama-pasien-rumah-sakit-jiwa\/","title":{"rendered":"Kepedulian Sesama Pasien Rumah Sakit Jiwa"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Eeating.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by thinkprogress.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Dua orang pasien rumah sakit jiwa sedang berbincang-bincang setelah menyantap makan siangnya.<\/p>\n<p>Pasien 1\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMakanannya enak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasien 2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu benar.\u201d<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pasien 1\u00a0 : \u201cAku punya rahasia. Orang lain tidak boleh tahu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasien 2\u00a0 : \u201cApa? Pasti. Tenang saja.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasien 1\u00a0 : \u201cApa kamu tahu kalau saya ini adalah matahari? Saya loh yang buat dunia ini terang.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mendengar pernyataan temannya, pasien kedua pun merasa khawatir kalau temannya itu makin gila dan merasa harus segera melapor pada dokter.<\/p>\n<p>Pasien 2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDok, teman sekamar saya pasti tambah parah gilanya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dokter\u00a0 : \u201cKenapa memang?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasien 2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDia bilang kalau dia matahari sambil naik ke atas meja dan tangannya diangkat. Benar kan, Dok?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dokter\u00a0 : \u201cKalau temanmu seperti itu lagi, bilang saja padanya untuk turun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasien 2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJangan, Dok. Yang ada dunia akan gelap kalau sampai dia turun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dokter\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLama kelamaan bisa-bisa saya yang jadi gila di tempat ini!, jawabnya dalam hati.<\/p>\n<p>(lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Dua orang pasien rumah sakit jiwa sedang berbincang-bincang setelah menyantap makan siangnya. Pasien 1\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMakanannya enak.\u201d Pasien 2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu benar.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1916"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1919,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1916\/revisions\/1919"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}