{"id":1933,"date":"2012-11-20T14:00:12","date_gmt":"2012-11-20T07:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1933"},"modified":"2012-11-20T14:33:28","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T07:33:28","slug":"berita-bahagia-sang-istri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/berita-bahagia-sang-istri\/","title":{"rendered":"Berita Bahagia Sang Istri"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Wwarung.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by acehtraffic.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seperti biasa Pak Asep selalu mengunjungi warung kopi langganannya sepulang kerja. Baru saja meneguk segelas kopi, Pak Asep dikagetkan oleh teriakan suara Pak Anan, sohibnya.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pak Asep\u00a0 : \u201cAda apa, Nan? Nampak gembira sekali!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Anan\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPastinya dong.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Asep\u00a0 : \u201cAda apa memangnya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Anan\u00a0 : \u201cCoba tebak!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Asep\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa, ampun! Ada apa sih?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Anan\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya dapat kabar dari kampung kalau istri saya sudah melahirkan! Suratnya baru saja sampai. Makanya saya langsung ke sini! Saya punya anak lagi, Sep!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Asep\u00a0 : \u201cSelamat kalau begitu. Selamat jadi bapak lagi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Anan\u00a0 : \u201cTerima kasih!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Asep\u00a0 : \u201cPulang kampung dong?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Anan\u00a0 : \u201cTentu saja!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Asep\u00a0 : \u201cSenangnya. Tapi \u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Anan\u00a0 : \u201cTapi kenapa, Sep?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Asep\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSeingat saya kamu sudah lama nggak pulang kampung. Terakhir bukannya tiga tahun lalu!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Anan\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seperti biasa Pak Asep selalu mengunjungi warung kopi langganannya sepulang kerja. Baru saja meneguk segelas kopi, Pak Asep dikagetkan oleh teriakan suara Pak Anan, sohibnya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1934,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1933"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1936,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions\/1936"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}