{"id":1947,"date":"2012-11-22T17:00:43","date_gmt":"2012-11-22T10:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1947"},"modified":"2012-11-21T10:33:22","modified_gmt":"2012-11-21T03:33:22","slug":"belajar-bikin-akun-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/belajar-bikin-akun-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"Belajar Bikin Akun Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Aacctwitter.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by blog.twitter.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Merasa dibilang tidak gaul oleh teman sekelasnya, Adin meminta sobatnya, Nita untuk mengajarkannya membuat akun di twitter. Adin pun mengirim SMS. Isi SMS-nya kurang lebih seperti ini.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNit, kamu tahu kan kalau aku dibilang nggak gaul sama teman-teman. Kamu mau kan ajarin aku bikin twitter?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa. Kamu dimana sekarang?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDepan komputer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSip. Sekarang kamu buka firefox atau internet explorer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cApa itu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cItu namanya browser.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerus gimana?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSekarang cari. Ada tulisan \u2018about blank\u2019? Kalau ada cari alamat website Twitter terus enter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOke. Terus apalagi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKeluar gambar kan? Terus isi form pendaftaran yang ada sesuai biodata kamu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNggak ada gambar kok! Apalagi form pendaftaran.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAh, yang bener!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa, bener! Yang ada tulisan \u2018the page cannot be displayed\u2019 doing kok.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBerarti kamu salah ketik tadi. Tadi ketikannya benar, kan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa, bener kok.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSepertinya koneksi internet di rumah kamu mati.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMemang harus ada koneksi internet?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c??? Gimana sih! Jangan bilang kamu belum punya email lagi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAda kok\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYakin itu email kamu? Kok ada www-nya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa. Emang \u2018www\u2019 itu apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nita\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cwassalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh!!! Heuh!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Merasa dibilang tidak gaul oleh teman sekelasnya, Adin meminta sobatnya, Nita untuk mengajarkannya membuat akun di twitter. Adin pun mengirim SMS. 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