{"id":1962,"date":"2012-11-26T08:00:28","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T01:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1962"},"modified":"2012-11-22T10:47:02","modified_gmt":"2012-11-22T03:47:02","slug":"mencoba-berpikir-positif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/mencoba-berpikir-positif\/","title":{"rendered":"Mencoba Berpikir Positif"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Iinterview.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by wellbeing.com.au<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari wawancara kerja yang ditunggu-tunggu Jono akhirnya tiba. Setibanya di tempat kerja, Jono menyiapkan dirinya dengan melakukan simulasi wawancara sendiri. Akhirnya giliran Jono tiba. Dia pun dipanggil ke dalam ruangan.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSelamat Siang.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Personalia \u00a0 : \u201cSiang. Silahkan duduk.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerima kasih, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Personalia\u00a0 : \u201cEm, saya langsung pada intinya saja ya karena saya sudah memegang daftar riwayat hidup Anda. Setelah saya melihat daftar riwayat hidup sepertinya saya harus berkata jujur.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSilahkan, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Personalia\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDaftar riwayat hidup Anda tidak begitu bagus ya. Atau saya bisa saya katakan jelek sekali. Anda selalu pindah kerja karena Anda dipecat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya akui memang begitu adanya, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Personalia\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau begitu, Anda tidak memiliki nilai positif dalam daftar riwayat hidup!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJelas ada, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Personalia\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cApa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSetidaknya bukan saya yang memutuskan hubungan kerjanya, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Personalia\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBenar-benar positif ya!\u201d jawabnya kesal sekaligus menahan amarah<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari wawancara kerja yang ditunggu-tunggu Jono akhirnya tiba. Setibanya di tempat kerja, Jono menyiapkan dirinya dengan melakukan simulasi wawancara sendiri. Akhirnya giliran Jono tiba. Dia pun dipanggil ke dalam ruangan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1964,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1962"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1966,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions\/1966"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}