{"id":1967,"date":"2012-11-26T11:30:48","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T04:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1967"},"modified":"2012-11-23T09:34:24","modified_gmt":"2012-11-23T02:34:24","slug":"salah-pengertian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/salah-pengertian\/","title":{"rendered":"Salah Pengertian"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ddoctor1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by diabetescare.net<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Pasien\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDok, saya benar-benar butuh pertolongan Anda.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dokter\u00a0 : \u201cKatakan saja yang bisa saya bantu, Pak.\u201d<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pasien\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya ingin melakukan operasi cangkok hati, ginjal, jantung, mata, limpa. Pokoknya semuanya dicangkok saja dok.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dokter\u00a0 : \u201cMaaf sebelumnya. Kenapa Anda ingin melakukan cangkok sebegitu banyaknya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasien\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBos saya bilang kalau saya masih ingin bekerja di tempat kerja saya sekarang lebih lama maka saya harus menata ulang diri saya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dokter\u00a0 : \u201cCkckck!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Pasien\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDok, saya benar-benar butuh pertolongan Anda.\u201d Dokter\u00a0 : \u201cKatakan saja yang bisa saya bantu, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1968,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1967"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1970,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1967\/revisions\/1970"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}