{"id":1979,"date":"2012-12-03T09:51:44","date_gmt":"2012-12-03T02:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1979"},"modified":"2012-12-03T09:51:44","modified_gmt":"2012-12-03T02:51:44","slug":"pak-kepala-polisi-tidak-memakai-sepatu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/pak-kepala-polisi-tidak-memakai-sepatu\/","title":{"rendered":"Pak Kepala Polisi Tidak Memakai Sepatu"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1980\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1980\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1980\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/MMetropolitan-police-kettl-001-300x204.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/MMetropolitan-police-kettl-001-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/MMetropolitan-police-kettl-001-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/MMetropolitan-police-kettl-001.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1980\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">guardian.co.uk<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com- Ari merasa takjub dengan liputan yang dilihatnya di televisi. Keesokan harinya, dia pun bertemu dengan sahabatnya, Chris, di sekolah.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cChris, kamu tahu nggak?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chris\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa nggaklah. Gimana sih kamu!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh iya. Kemarin aku lihat liputan di tv. Benar-benar takjub dah!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chris\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTentang apa liputannya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJadi, di Inggris itu ada pameran sepatu terbesar gitu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chris\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerus, apa hebatnya! Biasa saja. Kok kamu bisa takjub dibuatnya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKarena ukuran sepatunya lebih tinggi dari ukuran manusia biasa. Kamu bisa bayangin, kan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chris\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAri\u2026 Ari\u2026. Itu sih biasa. Kamu tahu kan aku baru balik dari Belanda. Di sana kepala polisi pada nggak pakai sepatu!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDasar sombong kamu! Tapi, nggak mungkin ah! Kamu yakin seyakin-yakinnya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chris\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPastinya! Mana mungkin kepala polisi pakai sepatu! Sepatu itu dipakainya di kaki!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com- Ari merasa takjub dengan liputan yang dilihatnya di televisi. Keesokan harinya, dia pun bertemu dengan sahabatnya, Chris, di sekolah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1980,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1979"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1982,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1979\/revisions\/1982"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}