{"id":1985,"date":"2012-12-04T11:30:50","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T04:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1985"},"modified":"2012-12-03T11:15:24","modified_gmt":"2012-12-03T04:15:24","slug":"antara-besi-dan-kapas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/antara-besi-dan-kapas\/","title":{"rendered":"Antara Besi dan Kapas"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1986\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1986\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1986\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Bboys-300x204.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Bboys-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Bboys-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Bboys.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1986\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by nosycrow.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Pada jam istirahat, Doni bertanya pada sobatnya, Ari.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Doni\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cRi, antara besi 1kg sama kapas 1kg mana yang lebih berat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYang namanya 1kg dimana-mana sama, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Doni\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOk. Terus kalau ditimpukin ke kepala, kira-kira mana yang sakit?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTentunya sakit besi, Don! Kamu ini gimana sih?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Doni\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu salah, Ri. Pastinya yang sakit itu kepala yang ditimpuknya dong.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : ???<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Pada jam istirahat, Doni bertanya pada sobatnya, Ari.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1986,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-keluarga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1985"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1992,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1985\/revisions\/1992"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}