{"id":1988,"date":"2012-12-04T14:00:33","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T07:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=1988"},"modified":"2012-12-03T11:19:20","modified_gmt":"2012-12-03T04:19:20","slug":"kapok-nulis-surat-ijin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kapok-nulis-surat-ijin\/","title":{"rendered":"Kapok Nulis Surat Ijin"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1989\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1989\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1989\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Iizin-300x204.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Iizin-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Iizin-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Iizin.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1989\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by sherirylife.blogspot.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Sudah hamper dua bulan ini, Jono tidak masuk sekolah tanpa alasan dan berita yang jelas. Bahkan ketika wali kelasnya melakukan kunjungan, mereka menemukan kesulitan. Hingga suatu hari Jono pun masuk sekolah dan tentunya dipanggil oleh wali kelasnya.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Wali kelas\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKemana saja kamu selama ini, Jono! Kamu ini tidak tahu aturan sekolah apa! Kalau kamu tidak bisa masuk karena sakit atau ada halangan, kamu bisa kan tulis surat! Kamu tahu kan yang namanya surat ijin!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJono pernah kok kirim suratnya tapi Jono tunggu-tunggu nggak pernah dibalas. Jadi Jono malas buat nulisnya lagi. Bukan salah Jono dong.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wali kelas\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Sudah hamper dua bulan ini, Jono tidak masuk sekolah tanpa alasan dan berita yang jelas. Bahkan ketika wali kelasnya melakukan kunjungan, mereka menemukan kesulitan. Hingga suatu hari Jono pun masuk sekolah dan tentunya dipanggil oleh wali kelasnya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":1989,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1988"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1991,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions\/1991"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}