{"id":2003,"date":"2012-12-07T08:15:26","date_gmt":"2012-12-07T01:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2003"},"modified":"2012-12-06T15:54:32","modified_gmt":"2012-12-06T08:54:32","slug":"fasilitas-rumah-sakit-jiwa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/fasilitas-rumah-sakit-jiwa\/","title":{"rendered":"Fasilitas Rumah Sakit Jiwa"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Rrumah-sakit-jiwa.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by naurapeace88.blogspot.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang anggota dewan sedang meninjau rumah sakit jiwa terutama terhadap fasilitas yang diberikan kepada para pasien.<\/p>\n<p>Anggota dewan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBagaimana keadaan semuanya?\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pasien\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBaik!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anggota dewan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalian senang ada di sini?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasien\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSenang!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anggota dewan\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalian tidak membuat masalah lagi, kan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasien\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTidak!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anggota dewan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBagus.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasien\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKami senang kolam renang yang bapak kasih.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anggota dewan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh ya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasien\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa! 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Anggota dewan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBagaimana keadaan semuanya?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2004,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2003"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2006,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2003\/revisions\/2006"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}