{"id":2020,"date":"2012-12-13T11:30:12","date_gmt":"2012-12-13T04:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2020"},"modified":"2012-12-13T10:19:31","modified_gmt":"2012-12-13T03:19:31","slug":"pak-polisi-sewot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/pak-polisi-sewot\/","title":{"rendered":"Pak Polisi Sewot"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Aangry-Police-Officer.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by murderiseverywhere.blogspot.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Tino sedang asik mencoba motor barunya di sekitar komplek rumahnya. Dia pun merasa perlu mencoba motornya ke medan yang lebih yaitu jalanan. Dia pun memberanikan dirinya dan di tengah perjalanan dia diberhentikan oleh pak polisi. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBoleh lihat SIM-nya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSilahkan, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSIM siapa yang kamu pakai? Kok wajahnya beda dengan kamu!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya pinjam punya sobat saya, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu saya tilang karena tidak membawa SIM sendiri. Harusnya kamu tidak pakai SIM teman kamu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKok gitu sih, Pak! Bapak sewot deh. Teman saya saja tidak masalah SIM-nya saya pinjam!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Tino sedang asik mencoba motor barunya di sekitar komplek rumahnya. Dia pun merasa perlu mencoba motornya ke medan yang lebih yaitu jalanan. Dia pun memberanikan dirinya dan di tengah perjalanan dia diberhentikan oleh pak polisi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2020"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2023,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2020\/revisions\/2023"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}