{"id":2024,"date":"2012-12-14T08:30:25","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T01:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2024"},"modified":"2012-12-13T17:00:19","modified_gmt":"2012-12-13T10:00:19","slug":"ulangan-yang-berakibat-konflik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/ulangan-yang-berakibat-konflik\/","title":{"rendered":"Ulangan Yang Berakibat Konflik"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Mmom-son-homework.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by sheknows.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Tono pulang ke rumah dengan wajah riang lalu bercerita pada ibunya.<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBunda, ulangan Tono hari ini kayaknya bagus deh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cBagus, Nak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTapi Tono mau coba cocokin jawaban Tono sama bunda ya.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cBoleh. Bilang aja.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau laki-laki punya istri lebih dari satu namanya apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cNamanya poligami, Nak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAsik Tono bener jawabannya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cAda lagi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAda, Bun. Kalau perempuannya yang punya suami lebih dari satu, apa jawabannya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cPoliandri, Nak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, bener lagi jawaban Tono. Asik!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cBagus sayang. Bunda bangga deh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSiapa dulu dong. Tono! Satu lagi dong, Bun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cApa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau laki-laki punya istri cuma satu namanya apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cMonogami sayang.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYahhh, Tono salah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cMemang Tono jawab apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTono jawab Monoton, Bun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cSiapa yang kasih kamu jawaban seperti itu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAyah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cDimana sekarang ayah kamu!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Tono pulang ke rumah dengan wajah riang lalu bercerita pada ibunya. Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBunda, ulangan Tono hari ini kayaknya bagus deh.\u201d Bunda\u00a0 : \u201cBagus, Nak.\u201d Tono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTapi Tono mau coba cocokin jawaban Tono sama bunda ya.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2025,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-keluarga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2024"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2027,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024\/revisions\/2027"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}