{"id":2035,"date":"2012-12-18T11:30:31","date_gmt":"2012-12-18T04:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2035"},"modified":"2012-12-18T10:20:53","modified_gmt":"2012-12-18T03:20:53","slug":"karyawan-naik-gaji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/karyawan-naik-gaji\/","title":{"rendered":"Karyawan Naik Gaji"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ccurrency-exchange.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by mmtimes.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari seorang karyawan, sebut saja namanya BP, salah satu karyawan di perusahaan swasta meminta haknya untuk naik gaji. Dia pun memberanikan diri untuk menghadap bos. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>BP\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBos, saya sudah layak untuk naik gaji kan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bos\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cApa maksud kamu? Nggak ada angin nggak ada hujan kamu datang dan minta naik gaji. Saya akan naikkan gaji karyawan yang sudah bekerja.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>BP\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMaksudnya, Bos? Saya kan sudah bekerja 365 hari lamanya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bos\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu yakin? Sekarang coba hitung lagi. Setiap hari kamu kerja 8 jam kan? Berarti dalam setahun kamu hanya bekerja 122 hari kan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>BP\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMmm\u2026 ya, Bos.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bos\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNah, sekarang coba kamu kurangi dengan jumlah hari Minggu, jumlah cuti kamu, jumlah libur, jumlah hari Sabtu dan juga jumlah hari libur kerja. Semuanya dalam setahun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>BP\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c122-52=70-14=56-4=52-\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bos\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKenapa tidak kamu lanjut?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>BP\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalaupun saya lanjut nampaknya hasilnya akan habis atau bahkan minus.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bos\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJadi, kamu masih mau naik gaji?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>BP\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSuatu hari nanti, Pak.\u201d, jawabnya sembari keluar dengan lemas.<\/p>\n<p>(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari seorang karyawan, sebut saja namanya BP, salah satu karyawan di perusahaan swasta meminta haknya untuk naik gaji. Dia pun memberanikan diri untuk menghadap bos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2036,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2035"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2038,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2035\/revisions\/2038"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}