{"id":2114,"date":"2012-12-29T08:35:59","date_gmt":"2012-12-29T01:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2114"},"modified":"2012-12-29T08:46:01","modified_gmt":"2012-12-29T01:46:01","slug":"guruku-lucu-aja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/guruku-lucu-aja\/","title":{"rendered":"Guruku Lucu Aja"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2115\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2115\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2115\" alt=\"Foto by teacheractive.com\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Tteacher-300x204.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Tteacher-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Tteacher-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Tteacher.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2115\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by teacheractive.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Pelajaran jam terakhir sudah hampir selesai dan masih ada sisa waktu 5 menit lagi. Saat itu juga, guru kami memberi sebuah pertanyaan yang membuat suasana kelas jadi menyenangkan. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBaiklah anak-anak. Karena masih ada waktu lima menit lagi, Ibu akan memberi kalian satu pertanyaan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Murid-murid\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cApa bu pertanyaannya!\u201d tanya anak-anak dengan semangat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalian tahu kan hewan mamalia?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Murid-murid\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa, Bu!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSekarang coba kalian sebutkan 10 jenis hewan mamalia dalam waktu hanya 5 detik.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Murid 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSiamang, orangutan, lumba-lumba, paus \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWaktu habis. Siapa lagi yang mau coba?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Murid 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAnj\u2026ing, babi\u2026 rusa, domba, gajah \u2026 \u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKelamaan. Hehe. Ada lagi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Murid 3\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBoleh. Apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Murid 3\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c5 kucing 5 anjing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cCerdas!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Murid-murid\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lydia)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Pelajaran jam terakhir sudah hampir selesai dan masih ada sisa waktu 5 menit lagi. 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