{"id":2120,"date":"2012-12-30T16:30:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-30T09:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2120"},"modified":"2012-12-30T16:30:32","modified_gmt":"2012-12-30T09:30:32","slug":"dasar-tukang-ramal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/dasar-tukang-ramal\/","title":{"rendered":"Dasar Tukang Ramal"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2121\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2121\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Bbbbbbbb.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2121\" alt=\"Foto by sosmiadi.com\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Bbbbbbbb-300x204.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Bbbbbbbb-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Bbbbbbbb-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Bbbbbbbb.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2121\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by sosmiadi.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Merasa putus asa dengan keadaan yang dihadapinya sekarang, Dino pun mencoba untuk mengadu peruntungannya ke tukang ramal. Berdasarkan rajukan temannya, Dino mencoba ke tukang ramal yang banyak dibilang orang hebat itu.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tukang ramal\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAnda datang pada orang yang tepat. Silahkan duduk.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerima kasih.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tukang ramal\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDari bola kristal yang sudah turun-temurun ini bisa saya lihat kalau Anda akan dipertemukan dengan puteri impian. Wanita itu punya bisnis yang sukses dimana-mana. Tidak lama dari pertemuan kalian, kalian akan segera menikahi dan kalian berdua akan bahagia.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerima kasih, terima kasih, terima kasih untuk ramalannya. Tapi \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tukang ramal\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTapi apa? Anda tidak perlu khawatir kan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBagaimana dengan isteri dan anak-anak saya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tukang ramal\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c??? Anda bisa mengambil uang anda kembali.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Merasa putus asa dengan keadaan yang dihadapinya sekarang, Dino pun mencoba untuk mengadu peruntungannya ke tukang ramal. Berdasarkan rajukan temannya, Dino mencoba ke tukang ramal yang banyak dibilang orang hebat itu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2120"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2134,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120\/revisions\/2134"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}