{"id":2127,"date":"2012-12-31T08:30:33","date_gmt":"2012-12-31T01:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2127"},"modified":"2012-12-31T08:53:07","modified_gmt":"2012-12-31T01:53:07","slug":"lugunya-sang-prajurit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/lugunya-sang-prajurit\/","title":{"rendered":"Lugunya Sang Prajurit"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2128\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2128\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ssoldier_2333391b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2128\" alt=\"Foto by telegraph.co.uk\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Ssoldier_2333391b-300x204.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Ssoldier_2333391b-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Ssoldier_2333391b-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Ssoldier_2333391b.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2128\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by telegraph.co.uk<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang prajurit Angkatan Laut dipecat karena telah membuat rekan-rekan dan kapal selamnya tenggelam. Merasa tidak salah, dia pun menerima panggilan polisi untuk ditanyai beberapa pertanyaan guna mencari kebenaran dibalik kecelakaan tersebut.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cApa yang Anda lakukan ketika kapal selam tenggelam?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Prajurit\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya sedang bebas tugas, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu yakin?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Prajurit\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSangat yakin, Pak. Saya punya saksi dan buktinya kok, Pak. Ini, Pak. Silahkan dilihat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Setelah polisi memeriksa bukti dan menanyai saksi, prajurit tersebut diminta masuk kembali.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDari jadwal yang Saya lihat memang benar Anda sedang bebas tugas. Kesaksian kamu juga dibenarkan oleh saksi yang kamu sebutkan tadi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Prajurit\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya tidak bohong kan, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLalu apa yang kamu lakukan ketika bebas tugas?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Prajurit\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya tidur di barak saya, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBaiklah. Sebelum tidur, apa yang kamu lakukan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Prajurit\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya buka jendela barak saya pak karena saya kepanasan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lidya)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang prajurit Angkatan Laut dipecat karena telah membuat rekan-rekan dan kapal selamnya tenggelam. Merasa tidak salah, dia pun menerima panggilan polisi untuk ditanyai beberapa pertanyaan guna mencari kebenaran dibalik kecelakaan tersebut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2128,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2127"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2135,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127\/revisions\/2135"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}