{"id":2143,"date":"2013-01-02T08:30:58","date_gmt":"2013-01-02T01:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2143"},"modified":"2013-01-02T08:34:44","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T01:34:44","slug":"17-an-guru-vs-murid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/17-an-guru-vs-murid\/","title":{"rendered":"17-an Guru vs Murid"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2144\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2144\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Tteacher-give-instruction.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2144\" alt=\"Foto by vaniuno.wordpress.com\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Tteacher-give-instruction-300x204.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Tteacher-give-instruction-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Tteacher-give-instruction-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/12\/Tteacher-give-instruction.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2144\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by vaniuno.wordpress.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Gemintang.com &#8211; OSIS SMP Wijaya punya ide unik untuk merayakan tujuh belasan di sekolahnya. Mereka berniat untuk mengadakan cerdas cermat antaran guru dan murid. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 : \u201cUntuk lomba cerdas cermat hari ini. Grup A untuk para guru dan Grup B untuk murid-murid. Semuanya sudah siap?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Guru dan murid : \u201cSudah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGrup A sudah siap?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Para Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPastinya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGrup B juga sudah siap?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Murid-murid\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHarus!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSebelum dimulai, Saya akan menjelaskan sedikit peraturannya. Hanya ada satu sesi saja untuk cerdas cermat kali ini dengan tiga pertanyaan. Yang menjawab hanya juru bicaranya dan tentunya siapa cepat dia yang berhak menjawab. Semuanya mengerti?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Guru dan murid\u00a0 : \u201cMengerti.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPertanyaan pertama, soal Matematika. Berapa hasil akhir dari akar 225 dibagi lima, dikali dua, dikurangi 6?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><strong>Kedua grup menekan tombol dan yang paling cepat adalah grup B.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSilahkan juru bicara grup B.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Grup B\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c12.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSalah. Grup A mau mencoba?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Grup A\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c0.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c100 untuk grup A. Pertanyaan berikutnya, soal Pengetahuan Umum. Kenapa motor berhenti di lampu merah?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Grup A\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSoal Pengetahuan Umum yang aneh. Tentu saja karena memang peraturannya seperti itu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBelum tepat. Grup B?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Grup B\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKarena pengemudi motornya tidak menginjak gas.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBetul sekali. 100 untuk grup B. Skor kedua grup imbang. Pertanyaan terakhir. Dari kelima puluh penumpang yang ada di dalam kapal selam berkapasitas 50 orang, satu diantaranya adalah ibu hamil. Sewaktu ibu hamil itu masuk, seketika itu juga kapalnya tenggelam. Apa yang menyebabkan kapal itu tenggelam?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Grup A\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKarena ibu hamil dihitung dua.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSalah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Grup B\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNamanya juga kapal selam. Pasti tenggelam dong. Gampang banget soalnya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ketua Osis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBetul! Pemenangnya adalah grup B.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Grup A\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; OSIS SMP Wijaya punya ide unik untuk merayakan tujuh belasan di sekolahnya. 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