{"id":2153,"date":"2013-01-04T11:30:25","date_gmt":"2013-01-04T04:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2153"},"modified":"2013-01-04T11:30:36","modified_gmt":"2013-01-04T04:30:36","slug":"perempuan-materialistis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/perempuan-materialistis\/","title":{"rendered":"Perempuan Materialistis"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2154\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2154\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Wwoman-dollar.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2154\" alt=\"Foto by visualphotos.com\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Wwoman-dollar-300x204.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Wwoman-dollar-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Wwoman-dollar-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Wwoman-dollar.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2154\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by visualphotos.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Tidak bisa di pungkiri, kebutuhan wanita sekarang ini memang banyak. Tak heran jika sebagian perempuan akhirnya mematok harga tinggi ketika seorang lelaki mendekatinya. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Perempuan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cApa yang kamu punya sampai kamu berani melamar saya? Kamu punya rumah?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Pria\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBelum.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Perempuan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerus. Kamu punyanya apa? Mobil VW?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Pria\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNggak juga.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Perempuan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau begitu, kamu punya nyali juga lamar saya. Berapa gaji kamu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Pria\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya tidak pernah digaji.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Perempuan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau begitu, lebih baik kamu menghilang dari hadapan saya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Pria\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBentar dulu. Dengar dulu penjelasan saya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Perempuan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerlambat sudah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Pria\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya memang tidak pernah digaji karena saya adalah bos dari perusahaan internasional sukses. Saya memang tidak punya rumah tapi saya punya vila. Buat saya mobil VW itu tidak sebanding dengan Porsche, Ferrari, Lamborghini saya. Dasar Perempuan Materialistis!\u201d Jawabnya dalam hati.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lydia)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Tidak bisa di pungkiri, kebutuhan wanita sekarang ini memang banyak. 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