{"id":2173,"date":"2013-01-08T11:30:42","date_gmt":"2013-01-08T04:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2173"},"modified":"2013-01-08T11:33:45","modified_gmt":"2013-01-08T04:33:45","slug":"jam-buang-air","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/jam-buang-air\/","title":{"rendered":"Jam Buang Air"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2176\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2176\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Bbuang-air-besar-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2176\" alt=\"Foto by greenradio.fm\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Bbuang-air-besar-1-300x204.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Bbuang-air-besar-1-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Bbuang-air-besar-1-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Bbuang-air-besar-1.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2176\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by greenradio.fm<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Merasa ada yang aneh dengan kebiasaan jam buang airnya, Tukimen pun menemui dokter langganannya untuk konsultasi. Setelah menunggu tiga puluh menit, akhirnya gilirannya pun tiba. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Perawat\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSilahkan masuk, Pak Tukimen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tukimen\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerima kasih, Mbak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tukimen pun langsung masuk dan mendapatkan dokternya sedang merapihkan barang-barang pasien sebelumnya.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dokter\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTunggu sebentar, Pak Kimen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tukimen\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBaik, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dokter\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAda keluhan apa, Pak? Sudah lama juga tidak konsultasi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tukimen\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBegini, Pak. Sepertinya ada yang salah dengan jam buang air saya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dokter\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKenapa dengan jam buang airnya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tukimen\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSetiap pagi saya pasti buang air kecil jam 4 dan buang air besar jam 5. Apa saya mengalami kelainan, Pak?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dokter\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLoh, bukannya itu bagus ya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tukimen\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBegitu ya, Pak. Bagus sih bagus ya Pak tapi masalahnya saya itu setiap pagi bangunnya jam 8.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dokter\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lydia)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Merasa ada yang aneh dengan kebiasaan jam buang airnya, Tukimen pun menemui dokter langganannya untuk konsultasi. 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