{"id":2180,"date":"2013-01-09T08:30:51","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T01:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2180"},"modified":"2013-01-09T08:31:56","modified_gmt":"2013-01-09T01:31:56","slug":"perbedaan-harga-burung-kakatua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/perbedaan-harga-burung-kakatua\/","title":{"rendered":"Perbedaan Harga Burung Kakaktua"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2181\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2181\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Bburung-kakak-tua.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2181\" alt=\"Foto by borneobullet.blogspot.com\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Bburung-kakak-tua-300x204.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Bburung-kakak-tua-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Bburung-kakak-tua-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Bburung-kakak-tua.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2181\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by borneobullet.blogspot.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Teringat dengan ulang tahun keponakannya yang tidak lama lagi, Jono ingin menghadiahkan burung kesukaan keponakannya, yaitu kakaktua. Dia pun bergegas mengunjungi penjual burung yang disarankan oleh temannya. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Penjaga toko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAda yang bisa saya bantu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya sedang cari burung kakatua.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Penjaga toko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKebetulan sekali kami baru kedatangan tiga ekor kakatua.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBoleh saya lihat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Penjaga toko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSilahkan, Pak. Mari ikuti saya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, warna burungnya cantik. Cocok untuk keponakan saya. Harga burungnya berapa? Harganya sama kan untuk ketiganya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Penjaga toko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHarganya beda untuk setiap burungnya, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLoh, kenapa bisa begitu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Penjaga toko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMungkin bapak bisa perhatikan kalau ada burung kakatua yang bernyanyi dan ada juga yang tidak bernyanyi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa sih tapi \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Penjaga toko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNah, untuk burung yang bernyanyi saya hargai 600.000 sedangkan yang tidak bernyanyi saya hargai 1.500.000.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBegitu ya. Kenapa satunya mahal dan yang dua lagi harganya sama?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Penjaga toko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKarena yang mahal itu pencipta lagunya dan dua burung yang lainnya itu penyanyi duet, jadi harganya sama.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Teringat dengan ulang tahun keponakannya yang tidak lama lagi, Jono ingin menghadiahkan burung kesukaan keponakannya, yaitu kakaktua. Dia pun bergegas mengunjungi penjual burung yang disarankan oleh temannya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2181,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hewan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2180"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2187,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2180\/revisions\/2187"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}