{"id":2188,"date":"2013-01-09T16:30:27","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T09:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2188"},"modified":"2013-01-09T16:30:52","modified_gmt":"2013-01-09T09:30:52","slug":"sang-wartawan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/sang-wartawan\/","title":{"rendered":"Sang Wartawan"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2189\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2189\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ppaparazzi.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2189\" alt=\"Foto by laist.com\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Ppaparazzi-300x204.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Ppaparazzi-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Ppaparazzi-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/Ppaparazzi.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2189\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by laist.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Di suatu pagi seorang wartawan sudah terlambat ke lokasi kecelakaan seperti yang ditugaskan padanya. Merasa harus terburu-buru untuk meliput kejadian, dia pun harus memutar otak bagaimana caranya agar bisa mendapat detail kecelakaan secepat mungkin dan lolos dari kerumunan orang yang ada di TKP. Lalu sebuah ide terlintas dikepalanya. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Wartawan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPermisi\u2026 Saya mau lewat. Saya, ayah korban! Tolong minggir!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Tentu saja ide ini berhasil dan orang-orang pun akhirnya membiarkannya untuk lewat. Akan tetapi sang wartawan pun dibuat kaget karena komen salah satu warga.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Warga\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBapak ini Ayah dari korban, ya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Wartawan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBenar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Warga\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh. Bapak ini bapaknya monyet toh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Wartawan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lydia)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Di suatu pagi seorang wartawan sudah terlambat ke lokasi kecelakaan seperti yang ditugaskan padanya. Merasa harus terburu-buru untuk meliput kejadian, dia pun harus memutar otak bagaimana caranya agar bisa mendapat detail kecelakaan secepat mungkin dan lolos dari kerumunan orang yang ada di TKP. Lalu sebuah ide terlintas dikepalanya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2189,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2188"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2191,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188\/revisions\/2191"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}