{"id":2209,"date":"2013-01-14T11:30:16","date_gmt":"2013-01-14T04:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2209"},"modified":"2013-01-14T11:30:29","modified_gmt":"2013-01-14T04:30:29","slug":"hanya-kalau-lihat-pak-polisi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/hanya-kalau-lihat-pak-polisi\/","title":{"rendered":"Hanya Kalau Lihat Pak Polisi"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2210\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2210\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/4457037.1-lg.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2210\" alt=\"Foto by theautochannel.com\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/4457037.1-lg-300x204.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/4457037.1-lg-300x204.png 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/4457037.1-lg-180x122.png 180w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2013\/01\/4457037.1-lg.png 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2210\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by theautochannel.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Banyak orang yang bilang kalau aturan dibuat untuk dilanggar. Dan ternyata Agus pun setuju dengan anggapan tersebut. Dia pun tetap melaju padahal lampu lalu lintasnya telah menyalakan warna merah. Pak Polisi yang melihat pun langsung memberhentikannya. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKenapa Anda menerobos begitu saja lampu merahnya? Apa Anda tidak melihatnya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Agus\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLihat kok, Pak. Jelas malahan lihatnya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLalu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Agus\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLalu apa, Pak?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu ini pura-pura dungu atau dungu beneran?! Lantas kenapa kamu tidak berhenti dan malah tancap gas!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Agus\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKarena saya nggak lihat bapak ada di situ.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lidya)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Banyak orang yang bilang kalau aturan dibuat untuk dilanggar. Dan ternyata Agus pun setuju dengan anggapan tersebut. Dia pun tetap melaju padahal lampu lalu lintasnya telah menyalakan warna merah. Pak Polisi yang melihat pun langsung memberhentikannya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2210,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2209"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2213,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2209\/revisions\/2213"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}