{"id":2230,"date":"2013-01-16T16:00:13","date_gmt":"2013-01-16T09:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2230"},"modified":"2013-01-16T16:00:59","modified_gmt":"2013-01-16T09:00:59","slug":"makanya-jangan-asal-ngomong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/makanya-jangan-asal-ngomong\/","title":{"rendered":"Makanya Jangan Asal Ngomong"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Cclasstalk1312_468x415.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by educationwithnizam.blogspot.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Tahun ajaran baru, murid baru. Itulah yang terjadi di kelas Ari. Sebagai teman sebangku yang baik hati, Ari pun memberitahu Biben salah satu guru ter-<i>killer <\/i>di sekolah mereka. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBen, gua sebagai teman sebangku loe cuma mau kasih tahu. Kalau loe kudu ati-ati ama guru matematika kita. Salah dikit pipi loe nggak aman dah. Tamparannya cetar membahana dah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Biben\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cThanks buat infonya. Tapi gua udah tahu, kok. Gurunya jelek, pendek, hitam, muka en dandanannnya kumal gila plus miskin kan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, loe udah tahu ampe segitunya. Bener banget dah! Liat mukanya aja gua pengen muntah. Tapi kok loe udah tahu sih? Ampe segitu lengkap lagi infonya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Biben\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGua kan anaknya!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ari\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lidya)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Tahun ajaran baru, murid baru. Itulah yang terjadi di kelas Ari. Sebagai teman sebangku yang baik hati, Ari pun memberitahu Biben salah satu guru ter-killer di sekolah mereka.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2231,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2230"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2245,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions\/2245"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}