{"id":2236,"date":"2013-01-17T08:30:55","date_gmt":"2013-01-17T01:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2236"},"modified":"2013-11-22T10:14:52","modified_gmt":"2013-11-22T03:14:52","slug":"orang-tuaku-bukan-orang-tuaku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/orang-tuaku-bukan-orang-tuaku\/","title":{"rendered":"Orangtuaku Bukan Orangtuaku"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Pparents-and-Son.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by oaktreelaw.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Hal itulah yang sedang dirasakan oleh Dodi setelah mencoba untuk diskusi tentang pasangan hidupnya pada kedua orang tuanya. Dan, bagaimana kisahnya? <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dodi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPak, Dodi sudah menemukan orang yang tepat untuk dijadikan istri.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Bapak Dodi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBagus, Nak. Siapa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dodi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPutri, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Bapak Dodi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNggak mungkin! Kamu mungkin tidak tahu kalau dia itu adalah adikmu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dodi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHah? Bagaimana bisa?! Kalau begitu saya melamar Santi saja, Pak. Dia anak Pak RT kita, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Bapak Dodi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDia juga nggak boleh!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dodi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKenapa? Adik saya juga?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Bapak Dodi \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dodi yang merasa kesal dan kecewa pun curhat dengan ibunya. Ternyata setelah mencurahkan isi hatinya, Dodi tidak kalah terkejut seperti kejadian sebelumnya.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ibu Dodi \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau ibu sih tidak keberatan kamu mau melamar Putri atau Santi. Buat Ibu nggak masalah, kok.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dodi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLoh kok?! Ibu ini bagaimana. Mereka kan anaknya bapak juga.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Ibu Dodi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJadi gini, Nak. Kamu tidak perlu khawatir karena kamu juga bukan anak bapak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Dodi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAPA?!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">(Lidya)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hal itulah yang sedang dirasakan oleh Dodi setelah mencoba untuk diskusi tentang pasangan hidupnya pada kedua orang tuanya. Dan, bagaimana kisahnya?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2237,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-keluarga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2236"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2236\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2239,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2236\/revisions\/2239"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}