{"id":2343,"date":"2013-01-30T11:30:34","date_gmt":"2013-01-30T04:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2343"},"modified":"2013-01-30T11:31:35","modified_gmt":"2013-01-30T04:31:35","slug":"polosnya-anak-kecil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/polosnya-anak-kecil\/","title":{"rendered":"Polosnya Anak Kecil"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Mmom_and_son_sad_244x183.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by cbsnews.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu malam, Dito melihat ibunya sedang duduk di depan meja riasnya. Dia pun penasaran dengan apa yang dilakukan oleh ibunya.<\/p>\n<p>Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIbu sedang apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIbu mau pakai ini di wajah ibu.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cItu apa, Bu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIni namanya krim.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKrim? Krim buat makanan, Bu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBukan, Nak. Ini krim buat wajah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLalu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKrimnya ibu pakai di wajah agar wajah ibu tetap kelihatan cantik meski tak muda lagi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh begitu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dito pun melihat ibunya yang sedang mengusapkan krim. Ia merasa penasaran dengan yang dilakukan ibunya setelah itu.<\/p>\n<p>Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLoh, kok krimnya dihapus bu? Ibu putus asa ya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu malam, Dito melihat ibunya sedang duduk di depan meja riasnya. Dia pun penasaran dengan apa yang dilakukan oleh ibunya. Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIbu sedang apa?\u201d Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIbu mau pakai ini di wajah ibu.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2344,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-keluarga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2343"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2346,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2343\/revisions\/2346"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}