{"id":2359,"date":"2013-01-31T16:30:31","date_gmt":"2013-01-31T09:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2359"},"modified":"2013-01-31T16:31:03","modified_gmt":"2013-01-31T09:31:03","slug":"bb-a-k-a-bule-bingung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/bb-a-k-a-bule-bingung\/","title":{"rendered":"BB a.k.a Bule Bingung"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Bbutuh-guide-(41).png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by infopublik.kominfo.go.id<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini adalah hari pertama Jono jadi seorang pemandu wisata. Dia sudah siap-siap dengan materi yang harus disampaikan pada turis. Dia tidak mau mengecewakan kalau sampai ada turis yang bertanya tapi dia tidak bisa menjawabnya. Setelah mendampingi para turis, akhirnya salah satu turis melontarkan pertanyaan. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bule\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMr. Jono, I have a question.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPlease, Sir.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bule\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHow could Indonesian people memorize the entire streets name? They are completely complicated.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cThey used to, Sir.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bule\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWow, amazing. They used to memorize \u2018jalan pelan-pelan karena banyak anak-anak\u2019. I\u2019m totally amazed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini adalah hari pertama Jono jadi seorang pemandu wisata. Dia sudah siap-siap dengan materi yang harus disampaikan pada turis. Dia tidak mau mengecewakan kalau sampai ada turis yang bertanya tapi dia tidak bisa menjawabnya. Setelah mendampingi para turis, akhirnya salah satu turis melontarkan pertanyaan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2363,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2359"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2364,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2359\/revisions\/2364"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}