{"id":2379,"date":"2013-02-02T08:30:29","date_gmt":"2013-02-02T01:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2379"},"modified":"2013-02-02T08:31:42","modified_gmt":"2013-02-02T01:31:42","slug":"dasar-pt-ogah-rugi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/dasar-pt-ogah-rugi\/","title":{"rendered":"Dasar PT Ogah Rugi"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ffree-cable-tv-610x406.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by newtechgeek.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Budi sangat senang, akhirnya dirumah akan dipasang tv kabel oleh kedua orang tuanya. Dia pun bertanya pada ibunya dalam rangka memastikan niat kedua orang tuanya tersebut.<\/p>\n<p>Budi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBu, tv kabelnya jadi daftar kan? Budi kan nilai raportnya bagus. Ibu dan ayah udah janji loh.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa, pasti jadi kok. Ibu malah sudah memikirkan suatu ide.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Budi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIde apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau jarak rumah kita ke toko tv kabelnya nggak jauh, pasti biaya tv kabelnya juga nggak mungkin mahal kan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Budi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cCkckck. Ibu ini ada-ada saja.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Budi sangat senang, akhirnya dirumah akan dipasang tv kabel oleh kedua orang tuanya. Dia pun bertanya pada ibunya dalam rangka memastikan niat kedua orang tuanya tersebut. Budi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBu, tv kabelnya jadi daftar kan? Budi kan nilai raportnya bagus. Ibu dan ayah udah janji loh.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2382,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-keluarga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2379"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2381,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2379\/revisions\/2381"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}