{"id":2385,"date":"2013-02-03T14:00:01","date_gmt":"2013-02-03T07:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2385"},"modified":"2013-02-03T14:00:30","modified_gmt":"2013-02-03T07:00:30","slug":"kekerasan-murid-terhadap-guru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kekerasan-murid-terhadap-guru\/","title":{"rendered":"Kekerasan Murid Terhadap Guru"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/1184555_pertandingan-tinju-antar-pelajar_663_382.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by life.viva.co.id<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari Adi melewati dua orang tetangganya yang sedang asik merumpi. Berikut adalah rumpian kedua tetangga Adi.<\/p>\n<p>Ima\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJeng, kamu tahu nggak kalau ada sekolah yang muridnya bisa dengan mudahnya memukuli gurunya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ajeng\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, kok bisa! Harusnya murid itu dikeluarkan.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ima\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMana ada. Yang ada gurunya malah minta muridnya untuk tetap memukulinya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ajeng\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGurunya gila kali!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ima\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNggak tahu, tuh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adi pun yang mendengar penasaran dan coba untuk menanyakan kebenaran informasi pada kedua tetangganya itu.<\/p>\n<p>Adi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu tahu darimana, Ma?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ima\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cItu tuh sekolah yang ada dekat rumah pak RT.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa ampun Ima. Itu sih sekolah tinju namanya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ajeng\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPantesan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ima\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOhhh. Hehehe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari Adi melewati dua orang tetangganya yang sedang asik merumpi. Berikut adalah rumpian kedua tetangga Adi. Ima\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJeng, kamu tahu nggak kalau ada sekolah yang muridnya bisa dengan mudahnya memukuli gurunya.\u201d Ajeng\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, kok bisa! Harusnya murid itu dikeluarkan.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2388,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-olahraga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2385"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2393,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2385\/revisions\/2393"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}