{"id":2401,"date":"2013-02-05T11:30:51","date_gmt":"2013-02-05T04:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2401"},"modified":"2013-02-05T11:31:34","modified_gmt":"2013-02-05T04:31:34","slug":"hasil-kali-jono","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/hasil-kali-jono\/","title":{"rendered":"Hasil Kali Jono"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Tteacher3111.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by cheatdiary.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini Jono akan belajar perkalian saat pelajaran matematika. Karena tidak mengerjakan PR, dia pun berjanji pada dirinya sendiri akan menjawab kalau guru memberinya pertanyaan. Istirahat pun usai dan waktunya pelajaran matematika.<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPagi, Anak-anak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Murid-murid\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPagi, Bu.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIbu cek dulu kehadiran kalian ya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Murid-murid\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Selesai mengecek kehadiran murid-muridnya, sang guru pun memberi pertanyaan dan menulis soal perkalian di papan tulis guna menstimulasi anak-anak pelajaran hari ini.<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSebelum kita mulai pelajarannya, ibu ada pertanyaan dulu. Ada yang tahu 4&#215;6 itu berapa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Murid-murid\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : <i>diam <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c12000, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c12000? Jono menghitungnya seperti apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJono yakin kok 12000. Soalnya kalau mama cetak foto 4&#215;6 harganya 12000.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini Jono akan belajar perkalian saat pelajaran matematika. Karena tidak mengerjakan PR, dia pun berjanji pada dirinya sendiri akan menjawab kalau guru memberinya pertanyaan. Istirahat pun usai dan waktunya pelajaran matematika. Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPagi, Anak-anak.\u201d Murid-murid\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPagi, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2402,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationship"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2401"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2404,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2401\/revisions\/2404"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}