{"id":2410,"date":"2013-02-06T11:30:08","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T04:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2410"},"modified":"2013-02-06T11:30:31","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T04:30:31","slug":"kakek-sarip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kakek-sarip\/","title":{"rendered":"Kakek Sarip"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Tthumb_COLOURBOX2345676.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by colourbox.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com<b> &#8211; <\/b>Suatu hari Sarip dikagetkan dengan sebuah ketukan di pintu kamarnya. Ternyata kakek Sariplah yang mengetuk pintu itu.<\/p>\n<p>Sarip\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh\u2026 Kakek toh. Kakek bikin kaget aja. Ada apa, Kek?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kakek\u00a0 : \u201cKakek minta dianterin, Rip.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Sarip\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAntar kemana, Kek? Sarip cape nih.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kakek\u00a0 : \u201cKe GOR yang baru.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sarip\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKakek mau olah raga toh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kakek\u00a0 : \u201cBukan, Rip.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sarip\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerus apa dong, Kek?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kakek\u00a0 : \u201cKakek mau liat cuci mata liat instrukturnya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sarip\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAPA?!!! Instrukturnya kan bukan perempuan, Kek.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari Sarip dikagetkan dengan sebuah ketukan di pintu kamarnya. Ternyata kakek Sariplah yang mengetuk pintu itu. Sarip\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh\u2026 Kakek toh. Kakek bikin kaget aja. Ada apa, Kek?\u201d Kakek\u00a0 : \u201cKakek minta dianterin, Rip.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2411,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-keluarga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2410"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2413,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2410\/revisions\/2413"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}