{"id":2423,"date":"2013-02-08T16:30:58","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T09:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2423"},"modified":"2013-02-08T16:32:37","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T09:32:37","slug":"akibat-iming-iming-telepon-ke-sesama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/akibat-iming-iming-telepon-ke-sesama\/","title":{"rendered":"Akibat Iming-iming Telepon ke Sesama"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/7715410-child-with-mobile-phone.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by heraldsun.com.au<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Dika sedang semangat-semangatnya memamerkan handphone baru miliknya. Tino, salah satu teman sekelasnya pun penasaran ingin melihat benda tersebut.<\/p>\n<p>Tino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMana nih hp barunya? Lihat dong.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dika\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNih.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Tino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, model terbaru nih. Pantesan&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dika\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPastinya dong. Masa masih pake qwerty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKurang asem loe. Eh tapi kok daftar kontak di hp loe nggak ada ceweknya? Loe masih normal kan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dika\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTino ini gimana sih. Kan kalo telepon ke sesama bisa lebih murah. Cape deh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGua lebih cape liat loe&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dika\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Dika sedang semangat-semangatnya memamerkan handphone baru miliknya. Tino, salah satu teman sekelasnya pun penasaran ingin melihat benda tersebut. Tino\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMana nih hp barunya? Lihat dong.\u201d Dika\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNih.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2424,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2423"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2429,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions\/2429"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}