{"id":2490,"date":"2013-02-28T08:30:10","date_gmt":"2013-02-28T01:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2490"},"modified":"2013-02-28T08:30:37","modified_gmt":"2013-02-28T01:30:37","slug":"keberadaan-olahraga-basket-di-surga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/keberadaan-olahraga-basket-di-surga\/","title":{"rendered":"Keberadaan Olahraga Basket di Surga"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Mmark_Sanford_(basketball)_02.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by en.wikipedia.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Ilham dan Rizki adalah dua sahabat yang sangat menggilai basket. Bagi mereka berdua tiada hari tanpa basket, bahkan saat sedang menjaga warung saja mereka masih sempat-sempatnya membicarakan olahraga yang satu itu.<\/p>\n<p>Rizki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHam, gua penasaran deh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ilham\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPenasaran apa?\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Rizki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau di surga ada basket nggak sih?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ilham\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGimana kita mau tahu. Toh kita kan masih di dunia, Ki.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rizki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa juga sih.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ilham\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDasar loe ngaco.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rizki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh ya, Ham. Gimana kalau salah satu dari kita meninggal duluan, kita harus janji kasih tahu keberadaan basket di surga.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ilham\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOk. Gua setuju.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dua bulan kemudian, tanpa diduga Rizki meninggal. Selang seminggu dari waktu meninggalnya, Rizki pun mendatangi Ilham guna menepati janjinya.<\/p>\n<p>Rizki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHam\u2026 Ham\u2026 Ilham\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ilham\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cRi\u2026zki?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rizki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya, ini gua. Jangan takut loe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ilham\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya sori. Gimana kabar loe di sana? Oh iya gimana basketnya? Ada ato nggak?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rizki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKabar gua baik. Ada kok, tapi \u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ilham\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTapi kenapa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rizki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMinggu depan giliran loe jadi wasit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ilham\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Ilham dan Rizki adalah dua sahabat yang sangat menggilai basket. Bagi mereka berdua tiada hari tanpa basket, bahkan saat sedang menjaga warung saja mereka masih sempat-sempatnya membicarakan olahraga yang satu itu. 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