{"id":2498,"date":"2013-03-05T08:30:45","date_gmt":"2013-03-05T01:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2498"},"modified":"2013-03-05T08:32:40","modified_gmt":"2013-03-05T01:32:40","slug":"kelebihan-rumput","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kelebihan-rumput\/","title":{"rendered":"Kelebihan Rumput"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ggrass_lrg.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by needanewlawn.ca<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Di sore hari saat pulang kerja, Badarudin melewati sebuah taman dan melihat ada yang tidak lazim dilakukan oleh orang-orang.<\/p>\n<p>Badarudin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMaaf, apa yang sedang kalian lakukan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Orang 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKami sedang makan.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Badarudin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTapi kenapa kalian makan rumput. Bukankah seharusnya makan nasi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Orang 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSeandainya kami mampu, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Badarudin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau begitu kalian ikut saya ke rumah saja.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Orang 1 &amp; 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTidak perlu, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Badarudin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTidak apa-apa. Saya ikhlas.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Orang 1 &amp; 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBenar pak kami sudah bisa menerima nasib kalau harus bertahan hidup seperti ini.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Badarudin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya serius lho. Soalnya rumput di rumah saya masih banyak. Daripada terbuang begitu saja lebih baik saya berikan pada orang yang membutuhkannya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Orang 1 &amp; 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : (???)<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Di sore hari saat pulang kerja, Badarudin melewati sebuah taman dan melihat ada yang tidak lazim dilakukan oleh orang-orang. Badarudin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMaaf, apa yang sedang kalian lakukan?\u201d Orang 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKami sedang makan.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2502,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2498"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2510,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions\/2510"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}