{"id":2505,"date":"2013-03-06T08:30:31","date_gmt":"2013-03-06T01:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2505"},"modified":"2013-03-06T08:33:25","modified_gmt":"2013-03-06T01:33:25","slug":"akibat-buta-bahasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/akibat-buta-bahasa\/","title":{"rendered":"Akibat Buta Bahasa"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Mmaan_ordering_food_in_a_restaurant_BLD016500.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by visualphotos.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Keisengan Jono untuk ikutan kuis ternyata membuahkan hasil. Kali ini ia memenangkan sebuah kuis yang berhadiah jalan-jalan ke luar negeri. Tidak terbayangkan bagaimana gembiranya Jono mengetahui hal tersebut. Keesokan harinya, dia mencoba untuk sarapan di sebuah caf\u00e9 yang ada di pinggir jalan. Tapi&#8230; <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Tapi ketika sampai disana, dia kebingungan memesan makanan dengan menu yang berbahasa asing. Dia pun memutuskan untuk melihat sekitarnya.<\/p>\n<p>Orang asing 1\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBeef burger, single.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Orang asing 2\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBacon sausage, single.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Setelah melihat dua orang yang memesan dengan cara seperti itu, Jono mulai mendapat pencerahan. Dia pun langsung mencoba memesan makanan.<\/p>\n<p>Jono\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJono Handoko, single yes double no.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Waiter \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : (???)<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Keisengan Jono untuk ikutan kuis ternyata membuahkan hasil. Kali ini ia memenangkan sebuah kuis yang berhadiah jalan-jalan ke luar negeri. Tidak terbayangkan bagaimana gembiranya Jono mengetahui hal tersebut. Keesokan harinya, dia mencoba untuk sarapan di sebuah caf\u00e9 yang ada di pinggir jalan. Tapi&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2506,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2505"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2509,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions\/2509"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}