{"id":2519,"date":"2013-03-13T11:30:34","date_gmt":"2013-03-13T04:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2519"},"modified":"2013-03-13T11:39:22","modified_gmt":"2013-03-13T04:39:22","slug":"tabok-terindah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/tabok-terindah\/","title":{"rendered":"Tabok Terindah"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Twwo650.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by nytimes.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\" align=\"center\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Di sore hari yang tenang, kedua sahabat yang bernama Udin dan Adul sedang duduk-duduk santai di bale-bale di dekat rumah Adul. Mereka mengobrol ngalor-ngidul hingga pada suatu saat si Udin memberikan tebak-tebakan pada sahabatnya itu.\u00a0<b><br \/>\n<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Udin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDul, gua kasih loe tebakan ya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adul\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBoleh. Tebakan apa?\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Udin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTabok, tabok apa yang kalau ditabok bukannya marah dan balas tabok tapi malah minta lagi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adul\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, orang yang ditaboknya stress tuh!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Udin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHaha. Bisa aja loe. Tebak dong.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adul\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNyerah dah gua. Emang apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Udin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLoe kalau ditabok cewek cantik dan seksi bakal gimana?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adul\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPasrah gua. Atau gua bakal minta tabok lagi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Udin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNah, itu jawabannya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Adul\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBoleh-boleh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Di sore hari yang tenang, kedua sahabat yang bernama Udin dan Adul sedang duduk-duduk santai di bale-bale di dekat rumah Adul. Mereka mengobrol ngalor-ngidul hingga pada suatu saat si Udin memberikan tebak-tebakan pada sahabatnya itu.\u00a0 Udin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cDul, gua kasih loe tebakan ya.\u201d Adul\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBoleh. Tebakan apa?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2520,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2519"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2523,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2519\/revisions\/2523"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}