{"id":2535,"date":"2013-03-20T16:30:25","date_gmt":"2013-03-20T09:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2535"},"modified":"2013-03-20T16:31:17","modified_gmt":"2013-03-20T09:31:17","slug":"curahan-hati-sang-katak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/curahan-hati-sang-katak\/","title":{"rendered":"Curahan Hati Sang Katak"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ffrog-clip-art-AT-1.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by animatedcliparts.net<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Disuatu siang di warung belakang kampus, Jainuddin bersama teman-temannya sedang asik makan siang. Dan tak beberapa lama, Jay \u2013sapaan akrabnya di kampus\u2013 teringat dengan mimpinya tadi malam, ia pun segera menceritakan mimpinya tersebut kepada teman-temannya.<\/p>\n<p>Jainuddin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPerhatian, perhatian. Tolong semuanya dengar apa yang akan saya katakan.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Teman-teman\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMau ngomong apa toh, Jay?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jainuddin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya ingin berbagi kisah tentang katak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teman-teman\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cEmang kenapa si katak?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jainuddin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSuatu hari sang katak dalam mimpi saya, dia bilang dia sudah lelah harus lompat dari satu batu ke batu lainnya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teman-teman\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerus?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jainuddin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKatak bilang coba dia punya uang pasti dia tidak harus lompat. Dia bahkan bisa pakai taksi atau alat transportasi apa saja yang dia mau.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teman-teman\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNGACO LOE!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Disuatu siang di warung belakang kampus, Jainuddin bersama teman-temannya sedang asik makan siang. Dan tak beberapa lama, Jay \u2013sapaan akrabnya di kampus\u2013 teringat dengan mimpinya tadi malam, ia pun segera menceritakan mimpinya tersebut kepada teman-temannya. Jainuddin\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPerhatian, perhatian. Tolong semuanya dengar apa yang akan saya katakan.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2537,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hewan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2535"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2540,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions\/2540"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}