{"id":2549,"date":"2013-03-25T14:00:18","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T07:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2549"},"modified":"2013-03-25T14:01:55","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T07:01:55","slug":"lagi-lagi-ditilang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/lagi-lagi-ditilang\/","title":{"rendered":"Lagi-lagi Ditilang"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Sstatik.tempo.co.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by tempo.co<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Gemintang.com &#8211; Somad memang tidak kapok ditilang oleh pak polisi karena hobinya kebut-kebutan. Apalagi kali ini dia baru saja mendapat motor baru dari kedua orang tuanya. Dia pun ingin mencoba kehebatan motor barunya itu. Di perjalanan, dia pun kembali bertemu dan dihentikan oleh pak polisi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSilahkan ke sisi jalan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Somad\u00a0 : \u201cBaik, Pak.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKecepatan motor Anda melebihi kecepatan maksimum di jalan ini.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Somad\u00a0 : \u201cOh, begitu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNampaknya Anda tidak sadar itu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Somad\u00a0 : \u201cBisa dibilang begitu, Pak. Toh saya cuma lagi mencoba motor baru saya ini, Pak. Lagian sekalian habisin bensin dari dealernya, Pak. Kalau pelan-pelan kan lama habisnya, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu ini bagaimana! Sekali melanggar tetap melanggar apapun alasannya!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Somad\u00a0 : \u201cBaiklah kalau begitu, Pak. Saya salah, deh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIni kertas tilangnya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Somad\u00a0 : \u201cYa, Pak. Tapi kok mahal banget ya, Pak?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau kamu tadi mau habisin bensin, sekarang giliran saya habisin isi tinta saya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">Somad\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\" align=\"center\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Somad memang tidak kapok ditilang oleh pak polisi karena hobinya kebut-kebutan. Apalagi kali ini dia baru saja mendapat motor baru dari kedua orang tuanya. Dia pun ingin mencoba kehebatan motor barunya itu. Di perjalanan, dia pun kembali bertemu dan dihentikan oleh pak polisi. Polisi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSilahkan ke sisi jalan.\u201d Somad\u00a0 : \u201cBaik, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2550,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2549"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2554,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2549\/revisions\/2554"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}